Conan O’Brien Reviews Hitman: Absolution

Why be stealthy when you're a scarecrow with guns, motherf@#$er!?

November 16, 2012 by

One of our most anticipated games of 2012, Hitman: Absolution, is set for release this Tuesday and to help spread the word, Square Enix has sent Conan O’Brien a copy to review on his Clueless Gamer segment. By far the best segment on Conan right now, Conan’s review, as always, is hilarious and even manages to make some valid arguments about gameplay, despite him almost having no idea what he’s doing and only playing random parts of the game as a joke.

Check out Conan’s latest review where as Agent 47 he disguises himself as a scarecrow and kills everyone he comes in contact with — because who needs to be stealthy when you’re a scarecrow in a cornfield with guns, motherf@#$er!? Conan’s latest score is also the most coherent with him actually saying Hitman: Absolution is his favorite game he’s reviewed yet on Clueless Gamer and saying it’s very good. A couple more reviews and maybe soon we’ll be seeing Coco on Metacritic.