During the Credits
The first minute and a half of the credits of Deadpool contain animated cartoons of Deadpool (in the style of his crude drawings from early in the film). He imitates Spider-Man by hanging upside down. He switches to urinals that are further away when he notices a giant heart looking at his penis as he’s pissing. He listens to the first credits song, “Careless Whisper”, with headphones and then holds up a lighter. He gets an erection when Ryan Reynolds’ name appears, grows a bigger boner when Morena Baccarin’s name appears, and then gets an even bigger hard-on when Ed Skrein’s name appears, at which point Deadpool claims that Ed Skrein is the hottest. He then rides a unicorn and jerks off its horn until the unicorn climaxes and shoots rainbows from the horn. Finally, the unicorn farts out cash. There are no other extras during the following 4 minutes.
After the Credits
There is a stinger after the credits of Deadpool.
Spoiler
The extra scenes pay homage to the classic post-credits stinger in Ferris Buellerโs Day Off, in which the eponymous character, wearing a bathrobe, pokes his head out from a doorway, notices the audience, walks down the hall toward the screen, and says, โYouโre still here? Itโs over. Go home.โ Deadpool, dressed in the same striped robe, says those exact same lines, followed by, โOh, youโre expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we donโt have that kind of money.โ He turns around and as he walks away from the audience, he continues, โYouโre expecting Sam Jackson to show up? Eye patch? Saucy little leather number? Go, go!โ He shoos the audience and exits through the left doorway. The end of the credits briefly reappear for a few seconds, but then the Bueller home hallway returns, and Deadpool reveals, โI can tell you one thing, and itโs a bit of a secret. The sequel? Weโre going to have Cable. Amazing character, bionic arm, time travel. We have no idea who weโre going to cast yet, but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flattop. Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley? Sheโs got range. Who knows? Anyway, big secret. Ssh! Oh, and donโt leave your garbage all lying around. Itโs a total dick move. Go!โ Deadpool shoos the audience away and exits offscreen, but then he pokes just his head back through the doorway and does the โChicka chicka!โ sound from the song โOh Yeahโ by Yello, which was featured prominently in Ferris Buellerโs Day Off. The extra scenes last about 1 minute.
Songs During the Credits
โCareless Whisperโ by Wham!
โShoopโ by Salt-N-Pepa
Special thanks Boomy, Mark Tran, Reshef316, andย John Connor for the stinger submissions and information!