2010 MTV Movie Awards

June 7, 2010 by Paul Curtin

I’m not sure who is in charge of picking winners for MTV’s Movie Awards, but I’m pretty sure some MTV exec just asks his 12-year-old daughter what she likes and that’s how they get their winners. Anyways, this year wasn’t as bad as usual with tons of uncensored f-bombs and even a couple funny moments, mainly Tom Cruise reprising his role from Tropic Thunder as the eccentric studio executive Les Grossman.

Cruise should always pretend to be Les Grossman, it would be a lot funnier and somehow less crazy then how he usually acts. Here is a complete list of winners for everyone who didn’t feel like watching a 2 hour promo for the upcoming Twilight movie.

Best Movie

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Winner)
Alice in Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hangover

Best Comedic Performance

Zach Galifanakis in The Hangover (Winner)
Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Bradley Cooper in The Hangover
Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal
Sandra Bullock in The Proposal

Best Male Performance

Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Winner)
Channing Tatum in Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron in 17 Again

Best Female Performance

Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Winner)
Amanda Seyfried in Dear John
Emma Watson in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana in Avatar

Biggest Badass Star

Rain (Winner)
Angelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Chris Pine
Sam Worthington

Best Villain

Tom Felton in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Winner)
Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Basterds
Helena Bonham Carter in Alice In Wonderland
Ken Jeong in The Hangover
Stephen Lang in Avatar

Best WTF Moment

Ken Jeong in The Hangover (Winner)
Betty White in The Proposal
Bill Murray in Zombieland
Isabel Lucas in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body

Best Kiss

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Winner)
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning in The Runaways
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner in Valentine’s Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington in Avatar

Best Scared-As-S**T Performance

Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer’s Body (Winner)
Alison Lohman in Drag Me to Hell
Jesse Eisenberg in Zombieland
Katie Featherston in Paranormal Activity
Sharlto Copley in District 9

Best Fight

Beyoncé Knowles vs. Ali Larter in Obsessed (Winner)
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds in X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Logan Lerman vs Jake Abel in Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong in Sherlock Holmes
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang in Avatar